An abbreviated list of things Men Said to Me, 2024

You look like a tomboy.

You are a brave woman.

You are mysterious.

You are tough.

You are strange.

You are a traveler, but you act like a local.

You never give a straight answer.

You’re running away.

You need to stop suffering. 

3-6 months after you get the answer, you will meet a tan man with an oval face. But it won't be the man you're looking for the answer from. 

I haven’t felt this way about someone in a long time. (Editor's note: please stop saying this to me.)

Merci à toi pour ta tendresse, ça m’a fait du bien de passer du temps ensemble.

I want to make love to you and chill with you, I don't know why.

I’m not trying to harm you.

I don’t want you to leave Paris.

Hello, sorry for my comportement.

Why are you alone?

Besides being a hot woman, I also really like your way of being uncomplicated and very practical, just like I am.

I called to invite you on a road trip.  

I am sorry things have to go this way.

You’re not my child.

You’re not my family.

I think of you with so much love.

I'm not asking you for money or anything.

Can you sign the papers tomorrow morning at 11AM?

You are the kindest human being.

I just don't want to get in your way or make things worse but I’d like to see you.

I’m sorry Simone…

Why are you attacking me?

You know I love you, right?

Should we go to the diner?

One day, you will be a mother.